19 April 2014

Kisah Lawak Cari Kerja

Assalamualaikum, 

Kali ini dikongsikan beberapa kisah lawak cari kerja.

Kisah Lawak Cari Kerja
Kisah Lawak Cari Kerja (Gambar hiasan) - fotolucu.web.id
Kisah 1 : Pegawai keselamatan
Suatu hari Joe Jambul menghadiri sesi temuduga sebagai pegawai keselamatan di sebuah syarikat kawalan keselamatan. 
Penemuduga : "Adakah kamu seorang yang pemalas?"
Joe Jambul : "Tidak tuan.."
Penemuduga : "Adakah kamu seorang yang bodoh?"
Joe Jambul : "Tidak tuan.."
Penemuduga : "Bagus, adakah kamu seorang yang lemah?"
Joe Jambul : "Tidak tuan.."
Penemuduga : "Jadi kamu memang tiada kelemahan dalam kerja ini. Apakah kelemahan kamu?"
Joe Jambul : "Saya suka berbohong tuan.."
Penemuduga : "Cis, ingat ke kamu ni bagus sangat???!!!"

Kisah 2 : Lanun
Seorang lelaki bernama Jack berkaki kudung, tangan bercangkuk dan bermata satu hadir ke sesi temuduga sebagai lanun. 
Penemuduga : "Bagaimana kaki kamu boleh kudung?"
Jack : "Cedera ketika perang dunia kedua."
Penemuduga : "Kenapa tangan kamu bercangkuk?"
Jack : "Terpotong dengan pisau besar!"
Penemuduga : "Mata kamu pula?"
Jack : "Suatu hari ketika hujan saya mendongak ke langit. Tiba-tiba seekor burung menjatuhkan najisnya ke mata saya."
Penemuduga : "Adakah kerana itu mata kamu rosak?"
Jack : "Bukan itu sebabnya. Mata saya terkeluar selepas menggunakan cangkuk untuk membuang najis itu."

Kisah 3 : Borang Kerja Kosong
Sudah berkali-kali Seman mengisi borang kerja kosong, namun tidak pernah mendapat pekerjaan. Dia mendapat idea untuk mengisi borang dengan teknik baru supaya permohonannya kali ini diberi perhatian oleh pihak syarikat. 
Name : Seman
Age : Still young
Sex : Never. Still under age
Religion : I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before
Race : I love to race. How u know?
Nationality : I don’t like National. I prefer Sanyo
IC No. : 6735
Tel No. : My house no telephone
HP No. : Nokia 3310
Address : Jelutong, Penang
City : Nurhaliza?
Postcode : I never post anything
Country : I love travel to London
Status : Secret
Email Address : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said, not bad
Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD
Father’s Name : Daddy
Father’s IC No. : U ask him
Mother’s Name : Mummy
Mother’s IC No. : U ask her
Expected Salary : As much as u can pay
When can start work? : Depends on my mood
Highest Qualification : Very high
Grade : Also very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop??

Selamat berhujung minggu kepada anda semua.. 

Diolah dari sumber : marcosdoisey.blogspot.com/ ; lawakkisah.blogspot.com/

^_^
Dicatat oleh

126 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 19, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    Lawakkkk ;D

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  2. Mirza RohizatApril 19, 2014 at 11:06 AM

    cerita no 2 tu seram beno aihh..hahaaa
    tak boleh blah sungguh cerita no 3 tu..ad gak org cmtu :Pp
    hehee..hai kak aiza ^_^

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  3. paridahApril 19, 2014 at 11:17 AM

    selamat berhujung minggu sambil senangkan hati..

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  4. nahmyApril 19, 2014 at 11:19 AM

    oraiitt tu...

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  5. Mar MansorApril 19, 2014 at 11:37 AM

    gelak baca kisah2 nih..memang kelakar

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  6. Shahrul YusofApril 19, 2014 at 11:44 AM

    Bab menipu waktu temuduga tu memang betul. Selalunya time interview, bukan 100% boleh dipercayai apa yang diungkapkan. Kadang nanti lain yang diceritakan, lain yang dibuatnya. hehe

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  7. UnknownApril 19, 2014 at 12:34 PM

    kadang-kadang kita perlu baca kisah lucu untuk hiburkan hati...hehe

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  8. shahrilhakimeApril 19, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    ahakkk.....lawak hari Sabtu... tersenyum simpul awok tengahari2 ni...

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  9. Hidayah IbrahimApril 19, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    Hahahahaha. teruk ni kalau orang mintak kerja macam ni. Kita yg pening. haha

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  10. Azlia BashirApril 19, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    Kisah 3 memang lucu..selamat berhujung minggu..

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  11. NurulhidayahApril 19, 2014 at 2:20 PM

    hahha.. memang lawak la Aiza.. senyum je Nurul baca sampai tamat :D

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  12. DhicompApril 19, 2014 at 3:37 PM

    Huahahahahaha......
    Ternyata Mizz ini pandai nian buat lelucon ya

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  13. Fatin WawaApril 19, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    Salam akak.. lama x singgah sini.. selamat berhujung minggu.. :)

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  14. AnonymousApril 19, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    kalau betul2 wujud org macamni, memang awal2 lagi dah kena tendang berkerja. hahaha :p

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  15. Aisyah AzApril 19, 2014 at 5:02 PM

    hahaha.. okey.. ini lawakk.. boleh hilang stress baca ni

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  16. budakbandunglaiciApril 19, 2014 at 5:42 PM

    adoi hahaha lawak

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  17. UnknownApril 19, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    adeh ... ada gak hiburan dipetang hari .

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  18. UnknownApril 19, 2014 at 8:29 PM

    Hehehehe, lucu juga tuh :D

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  19. UnknownApril 19, 2014 at 8:30 PM

    haha.. lawak la yang first & gambar atas tu.. hihi

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  20. UnknownApril 19, 2014 at 8:30 PM

    hehehehe lucu tuh gambarnya :)

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  21. UnknownApril 19, 2014 at 8:58 PM

    Artikel tentang Lawak cari kerja
    Sangat memberi pengalaman buat
    Saya nih Mbak Mizz Aiza. terima kasih

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  22. Blog SantaiApril 19, 2014 at 9:07 PM

    Lawak for the weekend ..he..he

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  23. FarahApril 19, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    Okay, memang kelakar semua ni.

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  24. Blog SantaiApril 19, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    Give something that means something & cursor mania for Aiza..

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  25. NurulAinEddiharApril 19, 2014 at 10:36 PM

    Assalamualaikum akak . huhu yang borang kerja kosong tu best . . xD
    ketawa sambil menabung nuffnang disini .

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  26. sobri yaacobApril 19, 2014 at 11:08 PM

    ok memng lawak..lawak di hujung minggu..he..he..
    colgatex3

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  27. Khir KhalidApril 19, 2014 at 11:16 PM

    Hehee.. mcm2 je.. yg no1 tu mmg abis kena tipu...
    3x digi... :D

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  28. Wahyu Eka PrasetiyariniApril 19, 2014 at 11:31 PM

    wah ada-ada aja ya si lawak tersebut, masak mau cari kerja malah masih suka becanda aja :D

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  29. AnonymousApril 19, 2014 at 11:38 PM

    hehehhe..terbaik..

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  30. UnknownApril 19, 2014 at 11:54 PM

    Nice sharing Aiza.. baca ni boleh hilang stress.. Hehe

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  31. kakitravelkhairuddin.blogspot.comApril 20, 2014 at 12:16 AM

    Memang best...

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  32. Ən Yeni Mahnı Sözləri 2April 20, 2014 at 7:26 AM

    ketawa dulu ah... hahahahhaha lucu...

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  33. norhasnizakhalidApril 20, 2014 at 7:39 AM

    hihihih,, tersenyum kambing mama baca.. kak maaf mama lama tak menyinggah.. kerja kak..:)

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  34. Nanie DeanApril 20, 2014 at 8:08 AM

    hehe... macam2!

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  35. Fidah ShahApril 20, 2014 at 8:39 AM

    Hahaha...menceriakan pagi ahad
    Salam hujung minggu Aiza

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  36. AwekTraderApril 20, 2014 at 10:58 AM

    hahahaha
    macam2 gelagat

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  37. PuteraOhtraBulanApril 20, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Memang teringat time kena temuduga kerja dulu.Ada terpaksa berbohong tapi penuh profesional...kih3x

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  38. FarahFerraDotComApril 20, 2014 at 1:21 PM

    Terhibur baca entri akak nie.. happy sunday kak.. farah menabung sekali.. =D

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  39. UnknownApril 20, 2014 at 1:52 PM

    kalau buat resume macam yang akhir sekali tu . tau dah jawapan nya ape . hee . =)

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  40. PuteraOhtraBulanApril 20, 2014 at 3:05 PM

    Cerita Humor yang di baca boleh menghilankan stress

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  41. UnknownApril 20, 2014 at 4:35 PM

    haha lucu juga nih kisah lawaknya..

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  42. Akupenghibur.comApril 20, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    hahhhahaha ^_^

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  43. UnknownApril 20, 2014 at 5:37 PM

    Hehehe ada ada aja tuh oranggg xuixx

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  44. cik ketenangan April 20, 2014 at 6:26 PM

    haha.yang first tue lawak:)

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  45. Wahyu Eka PrasetiyariniApril 20, 2014 at 7:19 PM

    unik juga ya mas cerita nya. bisa bikin hiburan untuk kita semua agar fikiran bisa lebih fresh lagi ;)

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  46. UnknownApril 20, 2014 at 10:41 PM

    ekekekeke..... tak tahan betul jawapan untuk isi borang kosong tuu....

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  47. BieazApril 20, 2014 at 11:31 PM

    kisah no3 hahaha memang lawak sakit perut gelak. idea baru sangat

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  48. sobri yaacobApril 20, 2014 at 11:43 PM

    kak aiza skrg jrg blogging nampak :) mnabung sini....

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  49. CDApril 21, 2014 at 5:03 AM

    yang ketiga tu awesome.. kalau isi cenggitu, mmg dpt punya.. dah la bila boleh kerja dpend on mood lak.. hahaha..

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  50. ayuzanApril 21, 2014 at 8:17 AM

    haha.. yg last tu. aduhai..

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  51. UnknownApril 21, 2014 at 9:11 AM

    yg lanun tu mengerikan... hahahaha tapi semuanya mmg kelakar terutama kartun bergambar tu...

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  52. memmetlenggengApril 21, 2014 at 9:50 AM

    ceria pagi isnin..hehehe

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  53. Asha LyaApril 21, 2014 at 10:44 AM

    mcm2 ragam org cari keja hihi..lya menabung cne :)

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  54. Sheila SalimApril 21, 2014 at 11:16 AM

    Assalamualaikum kak aiza, kelakar borang kerja kosong tu. ahhaa tergelak baca. hihi singgah menabung nissan sini~~~

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  55. Cik ItahApril 21, 2014 at 12:17 PM

    salam. haha memang lawak :D

    btw menabung yes dan darlie kat sini ^_^

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  56. Lieya Von JayApril 21, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    hai kak aiza :) santai2 sambil membaca di sini

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  57. Affy AfiqahApril 21, 2014 at 1:15 PM

    haha..tersenyum2 ika baca entri ni :)

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  58. DwiApril 21, 2014 at 3:07 PM

    saya suka lawakan yang ke 3 :)

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  59. AnonymousApril 21, 2014 at 3:38 PM

    hahaha mmg lawak !

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  60. UnknownApril 21, 2014 at 3:44 PM

    haaa...harunya, pening si penemuduga

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  61. faizal mohamad twon tawiApril 21, 2014 at 4:01 PM

    baca kisah lawak ini boleh hiburkan hati

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  62. faizal mohamad twon tawiApril 21, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    bukan sahaja terhibur tetapi membuka minda kita

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  63. UnknownApril 21, 2014 at 4:15 PM

    Kadang-kadang kita perlukan lawak untuk tenangkan hati.hehe

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  64. UnknownApril 21, 2014 at 4:16 PM

    Kadang-kadang kita perlukan lawak untuk tenangkan hati.hehe

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  65. Fiza AizzawaApril 21, 2014 at 5:32 PM

    hehe.. mmg lucu.. tapi yg bab lanun terkorek mata tu.. adoi.. malang betui.. hehe

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  66. Pha IsApril 21, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    hahaha.. nnti nk kena pi temuduga untuk jpa.. hmm..

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  67. Time TravellerApril 21, 2014 at 8:47 PM

    Cerita lawak masa zaman sekolah rendah dulu nie hehehee :D

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  68. Zie HasApril 21, 2014 at 9:01 PM

    lawak la yg no 2 ngan 3 tu :)

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  69. Maria FirdzApril 21, 2014 at 10:11 PM

    Hehe... Yg kedua tu femes sgtlawaknya..

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  70. UnknownApril 22, 2014 at 9:04 AM

    Tak tahu pindah kemana..hahahaaha

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  71. Time TravellerApril 22, 2014 at 9:28 AM

    Bacaan di pagi hari yang boleh hilngkan sket stress kerja hahahaa :D

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  72. OrkidApril 22, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    salam singgah ptg membaca bila ada masa free2 ckit..

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  73. Suria AmandaApril 22, 2014 at 4:33 PM

    sengal....hahaha

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  74. Yana YaniApril 22, 2014 at 4:55 PM

    yang akhir tu paling sengal!
    letih ketawa

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  75. cahayaApril 22, 2014 at 6:09 PM

    tak tahu tuan pindah mana heee.alih sedar rupanya saya bermimpi..

    npe aiza tak singgah kt blog kita uh...

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  76. cahayaApril 22, 2014 at 6:10 PM

    insyallah malam sikit kita datang ketuk dia :)

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  77. UnknownApril 22, 2014 at 6:18 PM

    Hehehehehe... :D

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  78. UnknownApril 22, 2014 at 7:08 PM

    kelakar la sis aiza..baca sambil tersenyum kambing

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  79. UnknownApril 22, 2014 at 8:02 PM

    i am cahayacinta.com

    selamat malam.ronda malam harap aiza sihat ye..

    rindu kita nak kerja semula tapi sekarang susah nak dapat kerja.alhir duduk rumah teruskan minat dan hobi harapnya akan ada berminat nak beli atau oder.

    aiza sudah terima barang saya ke? lama juga saya tunggu. kalau dah dapat bagilah tahu.

    inti enam kali :)

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  80. BinMuhammadApril 22, 2014 at 8:58 PM

    Salam Aiza...
    Janrang2 dah muncul sekarang ni. Semoga anda sihat dan dipermudahkan segala urusan.

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  81. Azwar SyuhadaApril 22, 2014 at 9:08 PM

    Kisah no 3 paling lawak.. xD

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  82. Nina MadsApril 22, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    hahaha.. lawak2 semunya :D

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  83. Aqilah AzmiApril 23, 2014 at 2:58 AM

    ehehehehe lawak gilaaaa semua ni hahahhhaha thanks share ni kak aiza :D <3

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  84. AnonymousApril 23, 2014 at 4:57 PM

    hehehe lawak2 menceriakan ptg KA !

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  85. Ficri PebriyanaApril 23, 2014 at 7:53 PM

    kunjungan pertama nih,,,
    haha yang pertama memang maknyos :)

    follow balik ya mbak :D

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  86. ANIMApril 23, 2014 at 9:56 PM

    haha...
    tangan cangkuk nak buang najis kat mata..
    mana tak tersembul keluar, heee

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  87. shameel IskandarApril 23, 2014 at 11:07 PM

    Hahaha, gerenti tak dapat kerjalah kalau macam ni.

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  88. Pha IsApril 24, 2014 at 9:38 AM

    hahahaha.. yg last ti style.. status rahsia..
    singgah menabung sini.. :)

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  89. Mang LembuApril 24, 2014 at 10:04 AM

    buwahahaaaa.....lucu banget kisah tentang kepegawaiannya deh

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  90. DILA ELLAApril 24, 2014 at 12:51 PM

    hehe..macam-macam :)

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  91. Fidah ShahApril 25, 2014 at 7:23 AM

    Salam Jumaat Aiza

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  92. Mia LianaApril 25, 2014 at 8:24 AM

    hahahaa... lawaknya yang first tu paling lawak...

    thanks sudi join segmen nak url #3, senarai blog ada di http://www.mialiana.com/2014/04/senarai-url-blog-3.html

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  93. No nameApril 25, 2014 at 9:51 AM

    KIsah no 2. Di akhir bacaan, tiba- tiba terkenyit mata.. Auw...

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  94. Sheila SalimApril 25, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    Assalamualaikum sheila datang blogwalking daripada blog kak mia liana http://www.mialiana.com/2014/04/senarai-url-blog-3.html

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  95. cik lisaApril 25, 2014 at 8:48 PM

    kisah lawak tiga tu, alahai, haha

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  96. Engku MuzahadinApril 26, 2014 at 8:18 AM

    Haha... Gelak sorang2 baca ni!

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  97. Pha IsApril 26, 2014 at 8:59 PM

    lama plak kak mizz aiza menyepi kali ni.. heheh menabung sini.

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  98. Tedi {interpretZZ}April 26, 2014 at 9:12 PM

    hahaha... mace-mace he...

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  99. UnknownApril 27, 2014 at 10:24 AM

    yg last sekali tu. alahaiii.. hahaha!

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  100. Abe DinApril 27, 2014 at 12:03 PM

    Kihkih...boleh kena sakit jantung lagu ni.. sebab banyak gelak.

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  101. Maria FirdzApril 27, 2014 at 6:44 PM

    Hiburan diptg hari...

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  102. Hariyanto WijoyoApril 27, 2014 at 10:16 PM

    ha ha ha...lucu benar cerita lawak ini.... apalagi kisah yg suka bohong....
    keep happy blogging always..salam dari Makassar :-)

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  103. UnknownApril 28, 2014 at 7:03 AM

    Borang Kerja Kosong kisahnya membuat say atertawa lucu sekali kisahnya :D

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  104. Bunda_noraApril 28, 2014 at 2:26 PM

    kisah lawak no 2 tu paling kelakar...hahaha!.. :D

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  105. che midApril 28, 2014 at 4:13 PM

    kih kih kih..u ask her...

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  106. Liza RazakApril 28, 2014 at 5:23 PM

    adoi kelakar betul !!

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  107. NurulhidayahApril 29, 2014 at 9:25 AM

    Setiapkali baca entry ni.. mesti sengih2.. haha

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  108. UnknownApril 29, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    pening jer klu interview org cam tu ... suka2 dia jer .

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  109. UnknownApril 29, 2014 at 5:17 PM

    ahahahhahak..lawak giler

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  110. AnonymousApril 29, 2014 at 7:50 PM

    yes agree yang ada benarnya jugak. :)

    #miss u kak aiza. :)

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  111. sitirohaidaApril 29, 2014 at 9:30 PM

    Haha..lawak betul la aiza..

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  112. UnknownApril 29, 2014 at 9:40 PM

    hehehehe borang keje kosong tu best ;p

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  113. RaaifaApril 30, 2014 at 12:01 AM

    Hahaha.. saya asli ketawa lihat gambar diatas kak Aiza.. Masak kantor pindah, karayawan tidak di kasih tau. Itu sama saja dengan mem PHK dengan cara konyol hahaha..

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  114. APRILApril 30, 2014 at 1:14 AM

    Mizz..salam kenal ya.
    Maaf saya agak susah memahami bahasanya :D

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  115. Blog SantaiApril 30, 2014 at 7:20 AM

    Salam Rabu Aiza..

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  116. UnknownApril 30, 2014 at 9:48 AM

    Assalamualaikum..

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  117. Indra Kusuma SejatiApril 30, 2014 at 10:42 AM

    Ha,, ha,,, ha,,, ceritanya menarik dan lucu Ka.

    Salam

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  118. lichaApril 30, 2014 at 3:54 PM

    kelakar pulak rasa.. hihi.. perusahaan pindah tempat.

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  119. Pha IsApril 30, 2014 at 8:00 PM

    again.. singgah sini lagi.. :)

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  120. MANG YONOMay 1, 2014 at 1:54 PM

    heheh bagus, lucu lawakannya Mizz

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  121. UnknownJuly 15, 2014 at 5:59 PM

    salam bw di bulan ramadhan..maaf da lama tak bw..semoga ramadhan kali ini lebih bermakna yew..lawak la jenaka tu..haha :D

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  122. mrhanafiFebruary 20, 2015 at 8:30 AM

    ha..ha..memang lawaklah!

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  123. Wak LatMarch 19, 2015 at 10:40 AM

    Salam. Hee lawak saja.

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  124. UnknownSeptember 21, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    hahahaha!!! lawak. aduhaii...

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  125. wan mulianiSeptember 22, 2015 at 2:21 AM

    Ahaha demi kerja..

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  126. EtuzaNovember 5, 2015 at 6:31 PM

    lawak king..terbaik lah aiza

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Terima kasih sudi komen.. ^_^

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